Did you hear the news? Having Thunder Thighs may be good for your health.
“In a study released Thursday, men and women whose thighs measured less than about 24 inches in circumference were found to have an increased risk for both heart disease and death, Dr. Berit Heitmann of Copenhagen University Hospital and colleagues reported online in the British Medical Journal.
"Smaller thighs are a disadvantage to health and survival for both sexes," the researchers said.”
Hey, I don’t make the news, I just tell you about it.
I amused myself thinking of my own thighs and all of the smart quips I could make to my skinny friends. Or to my fat friends with skinny thighs.
Almost as entertaining to consider is that I looked up Thunder Thighs on Wikipedia to get an actual definition. It was listed as a musical group! I could speculate on what their top five songs might be…or maybe you can leave ideas in my comments.
The actual definition and sample sentences are hilariously funny.
“A pejorative term for a person with large thighs, alluding to the sound of thighs hitting against each other.
Person 1: Whoa, check out thunder thighs over there. EARTHQUAKE!
Person 2: Actually, I think thunder thighs and wide hips are kinda hot.
An extremely overweight individual who cannot walk without their thighs making a thundering clap. “
Oh, the wonduh of the thunduh!
Clap On Sistuhs !
P.S. If any of you read this earlier, I did change the photo. Though it was accompanying one of teh articles about it, I felt it looked too much like I was laughing at someone. I do not want to ever come across that way. So now you get the pic of the girl who barely even has thighs, pinching her fat that is not there.)
